Thursday, July 28, 2005

Fishing Part IV



Trent with a winner and a beard.

Luke gets intimate.

9 fish total for Luke. Abu Garcia thank you.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Winter clothes.

Its a cool 85 degrees out. I wore a parka to work today.

Dirty Elephant Tuesday. Pink shirts.

Monday, July 25, 2005

Blog.

Chicago, Chicago. Longest weekend ever. Peter Frampton thing. Jordan. Lollapolooza, long.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Big Mouth Billy Bass.

This is what we caught last night

It even sang a song. We ran out of bait in an hour.
Hicks peed with his pants down. Pennington caught
a small fish. Hickman caught 2 huge ones. I caught some
big ones.

Kate Gold is the best woman poker played in Kansas City.

Going to Chicago in a matter of hours.

Playing in the kickball championship at work today. Go team.

Go Hawks.

What two words make this ? A CUBS CLONES HELEN
Winner gets a prize mailed to them. Send me your answer and your address.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Back.

Going to Chitown in 3 days, can't wait. Grandma's Bday was on Sunday, smelled like old people, but we still partied like the Irish. A wee bit.


Handlebars Lance, Handlebars.


Damn you Bartman. Moises had it.

Go Cubs.

Friday, July 15, 2005

Fruit Loops.

Black shirt and blue jeans are packed Mick.

Pretzels, shirtless. This one is for you.

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Hurricane Schnoebelen


In loving memory of Vanilla Ice we drove the whole way on A1A!!! Beachfront Avenue!!!!!


Ski-ball, a timeless classic.


Posing. Explains itself.


Can you spot the error on the sign? I did. And almost shirt myself.


Matt on the freestyle at dusk.......amazing.


Ocean Hammock.


Alligator on the course. Luke's conversation to himself, "There goes my ball into that bushy area, (Inner thought: "There was an alligator on that last hole")(Really inner thought: "Didn't I see something on Discovery about how alligators live in marshy-bushy areas") Maybe I should just drop from here. So if there were no alligators I probably would've shot a better round.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Back in the USSA.

I'm back from vacation. Pictures to come in the following days. Best.

Friday, July 08, 2005



This is where I will be this until Wednesday. Ocean Hammock Resort.

Go Lance.



Power to the people.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Random Picture Thursday.


This is what it is like to iron at 7:00 in the morning.


Here is me telling Namath, "Good game."


Jack Johnson, most forgot about athlete of all-time.

If you like poker, read Positively Fifth Street. It's the bomb. And by bomb I mean good.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Fishing Part Deux

Last night in photos. Many of these speak for themselves. Animal Rights activists please email Trent at trent.londquist@cerner.com.


Extreme close-up. Fish with huge scales.


Broken pole= Miller lite for Big Billy Bass

If you have the word "Hick" in your name last night, there was a
100% that you broke your pole. Chickle sandwich.


Speaks for itself.


Matt pulls down his pants when he pees.


Trent's huge catfish and mysterious pocket growth.


I caught you a delicious bass.

Put another log on the fire, cook me up some bacon and some beans,
Warsh my socks and sew my old blue jeans,
Fill my pipe and fetch me up my slippers.


Grapple-fest 2005, winner Hickman

Joke time.
So the Symphony Orchestra was playing a concert in the park and was in the middle of Beethoven's 9th Symphony. The basses, in the back of the orchestra, decided they had a few minutes to spare before being asked to play anything, so they ran across the street to the pub for some drinks. They tied up the conductors score to stall even more. Once at the tavern, they could hear the music and keep up with the progress of the piece. After one, two, or maybe three rounds, they decided that they had to hurry because the last movement of the ninth symphony was underway. They stumbled back onto the bandstand and finished the concert. The conductor was interviewed the next day as to how the concert had gone. He sized up the situation: It was a pretty good concert until the bottom of the ninth, the score was tied, and the basses were loaded.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

4th, 3rd, 2nd, 1st. Long weekend.


Ichiro leading off last night and Luke snapping his photo.
And Matt Stairs looking fat.


Fireworks at Kauffman


Fireworks at Buckingham.

More to come later in the week.

Be prepared for Golf Trip 2005. Starting Saturday in Palm Coast.

Random poker thought: Number of poker hands that can be made from 5 cards: 2,598,960.

Friday, July 01, 2005

July.

Can you believe that it's already July. I can't. We'll I'm going to Florida next weekend to golf, Iowa the weekend after that, Chicago the weekend after that, then I might die.

About as happy as I can be right now.

This is how expensive gas will be this weekend. I'm going to walk everywhere.
Free piggy-backs. Donations welcome.


Compliments of Maggie.

Go Cubs! Beat the Nationals.