So I would just like to say big ups to my manajero, Vance, for showing me a picture uploading with in Blogger. Thank you sir.

Here is a store that is popular in Kansas City, here is the Canadian version with a letter not lit. I laughed, because I saw it outside the window of a Chinese buffet.
















And at that same buffet, I was the fortunest man in the world.


Here is the place next to my hotel, Fedenko's. Great stuff here. Fedenko's.


Ball game. I always knew about that red-head.

So tonight is my last night in Ontario. Going to The Keg for dinner. Going to the Barking Frog for dancing and Sapporo, then going to get home somehow.

Last shift begins......now.

Weekend.

Toronto...Niagara falls...Molson....


Luke. Mike. Tough OR guys.


Excuse me, could you tell me where the men's ro....oh wait, I found it.


And Voila! Poof. There was Luke.


Niagara Falls Guard Dog.


Cops show there support. And they are down.


Dave/Luke Maid of the Mist sweetness. Oh and
Niagara Falls is in the background.


Luke's postcard picture. Maid of the Mist in
the water, sans Bruce Almighty.


Finally, a guy with a bigger head than me.


Osama getting pat down.


Super Nibs=Energy/Hangover Cure.


Evening dialogue:
Mike- "I am going to get drunk tonight."
Luke- "Me too, I'm going to drink more than you."
Mike- "You will not, you'll pass out before I'm done."
Luke- "No way."
Cost: Free

Evening of drinks in Canada: Too much

Photo evidence that you have out drank your friend Mike
and he is indeed passed out: Priceless.

Lance Armstronged.

So I just spent the day in a hospital operating room. One of the most influential experiences of my life. To see a man get a testicle removed makes you appreciate what you have. I coined the phrase he's getting "Lance Armstronged" and the staff is going to continue to use it. Also catheters cannot be comfortable and I do know what the inside of a person looks like, I now know where pee comes from. Too much info sorry.

Now for some fun stuff.

Black Fly beverage. One drink, 3 employees, good stuff.
Vodka based. Mmmmm.
Check them out. http://www.blackflycoolers.com


Women leading way to hospital=There car in huge wreck.

Labatt brewery tour

And Glenda doesn't drink.


Labatt is the best. God bless you John Labatt I.

Robespierre.....


Luke's body at 4a.m. Central time.
Luke in robe at 5a.m. Canadia time.

Day Deux.

I have a lot of pictures from my first day in Canadia. Some include a car crash in front of us, some of Black Fly Beverage Co, Super Nibs and more. Stay tuned.

I am awake. And I don't think the sun is up anywhere in the world right now. Disheveled is a good word for me right now. And also describes my hotel room.

I love you Ontario. You beer so good. You beer sooooo good.

Jimerson rocks.

Canadia.

Chicago de avion:


Napkin from plane.

And one of the languages is huge bitch. Airline name withheld.
But it rhymes with bunited.


Sunset. Ahhhh. Reminds me of (Insert loved one's name/place here)

The Toronto airport is officially the most confusing location I have ever been to.

Here is me. Get off plane, get moved cattle herd style to some hallway, down a long corridor, through an area with a guy who only said two things, "This way, That way", past him, down an escalator, to a bathroom because I hadn't peed since Chicago(Luke observation: Apparently its alright for men to just wash the hand they use to pee. Because thats what the two gents did in front of me. I washed both.) Move from washroom to customs booth and was asked, "What are you here for?" I wanted to tell her I was here to wash my hands but refrained. Through the customs booth to the immigration line, where Sally McSmokedfor30years, asked me stuff about my job and if I'd commited any crimes, I told her that I was on the run from the Palestinian government. Not really. Get my passport stamped with authority, go through a sliding glass door that was probably the first one ever made. Wait for my luggage that I didn't know I had to pick up. So I sit for a good 20 minutes trying to vie for a position with 13 Asian women. So as the "patiently" wait for their black bags, I see a light come from the conveyer, my blue bag. Thank you Dillards for that amazing sale. Get my bag, rolling towards freedom, through a doorway similar to one in a horror movie, remember its 7:30 at night, only to go through another security checkpoint where I stroll through without the security gang breaking their conversation on internet usage. Around a corner to find the longest hallway ever. Have a miniature Asian woman on a go-cart/golf-cart whisk me down to gate 100-199. Then get a mumbled story about taking a shuttle, proceed to get on the shuttle(Luke says: At this point I thought they were just driving me to a field to off me.) Shuttle drops me off at my appropriate Terminal. Get off shuttle, ask guy if there is a bar. He says, "How much time do you have?" I says, "2 hours." He says, "That's too long." I am thoroughly confused and press on. Find a bar and have $30 worth Molson Canadian, an hour of hockey watching and mingling with the friendly staff of Toronto's Finest Airport. God bless the Canadians. Get to London, throw bag in room, take Sunfire to T.J. Baxters and the Angry Frog, enjoy live music and Caffrey's(very dark beer), get back to London Armouries

So now I'm off in my Pontiac to discover London, other than it is a college town and there are 114 pizza shops in the phone book. And the guy at the hotel gift shop gave me 12 magazines for free and let me have a Coke on the finger.

Love you kids. Email me schneby@gmail.com with some kind words.

Working for the man.

Off to Ontario today. Labatt, rental car, Toronto Maple leafs, me, Havekost, Kahl.

Here are some fun things on the intronet.

Here are some tips to make your handwriting awesome.
http://www.paperpenalia.com/handwriting.html

Want to win eBay. Take claim to other mis-fortune.
http://www.misspelledauctions.com/index.php

List of unusual deaths. Hope you aren't on here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths
Check 1327. Ouch.

Need an excuse. Don't look here, unless your boss has dyslexia.
http://gprime.net/game.php/excusegenerator

Do, do, da, da, da, da, da, don't wanna be your part time lover. Best song ever to drive to at 5 in the morning in downtown Kansas City.

Props to the BK for having fabulous coffee.

Best weekend ever. It's official.

Tomorrow the blog will be sweet, but I have 14 conference calls today.

Go Hawks.

Canadians best watch out.

1 dollar US = 1.17 dollar Canada

Guns lose. 2 games no wins. But we did score and a guy on our team did dislocate his shoulder and we did have a keg and an El Camino.


Yes, that's a karate kid headband.






Links that make the day go by faster

Short movies from Pixar
http://www.pixar.com/shorts/index.html

Google Hacks, not really hacks, but tricks.
http://hacks.oreilly.com/pub/ht/2

Top 101 Star Wars lines you might hear in a porno. Look at #1.
http://keepersoflists.org/?lid=1277

Worst poker chips in the world
http://www.kerusso.com/detail.taf?listing_id=1524&r=790383225

Drop the ball in the cup.
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/media-movies/magnetism.swf

Adam Jessen is the best.

Canada on Tuesday.


Smoking Guns play tonight! Double header. Will win #1 come tonight? Pray for us.
Thank you to Miller High Life and Boulevard Wheat.

Thanks to Aqualung, Common, The Gorillaz, and Kanye for making my workouts sweet.

If you have a second. Go to amazon.com, type "Christmas" in the search field.
Look at the second item it brings up. Everyone needs a pair!

Go Hawks. Props to Adam Jessen in the UK, for havin' mad blog skis.
http://aljiowa.blogspot.com/


Fun stuff for today:
Build your own face, very creepy.
http://www.ngc.tv/play/games/JOMGame/index.asp

Fernando's site
http://fernandonieto.free.fr/

Use this link to avoid crazy log-ins. Very sweet.
http://www.bugmenot.com/

Paintball game that is good if you aren't at work. Because you shouldn't play games at work. http://www.yamago.net/games/paintballshooter/
(Besides shooting the ball in the mini-hoop, or executive darts.)

Make your own Mini Coop.
http://www.miniusa.com/roofstudio/


These ain't conflict diamonds is they Jacob?

NASCAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So this fun-filled weekend was full of Red wine and Boulevard Wheat, and Helix cigars. I would like to thank mother nature for giving us a beautiful weekend for many outdoor/indoor activities.

I don't leave for Canada for another week, so that leaves me in KC not so busy.

Smoking Guns reunites tomorrow night for a double header. We will still be bad and we will still drink Miller High Life. As for our players, we have taken on a bunch of young kids that send out too many emails. New jerseys will be worn and hopefully we can win one(game).
Best links for today.
http://absolutmetropolis.com/
http://asiantown.net/blog/fla/are_you_dumb.swf
http://www.angeloplessas.com/elasticenthusiastic/



Here is a picture from a wedding I went to this weekend.

Beautiful.

If you have a chance to see "Born into Brothels", it is good.

Yo.

http://www.brocksavage.com/

Support our ribbons.

So I would just like to thank, Mr. Magnetic Ribbon manufacturer for being a jackass.

And Mr. and Mrs. Magnetic Ribbon Purchaser for being from the midwest and buying these ribbons that show your "support."

Best weekend ever. Canada in 9 days.

Go Chiefs.