Sundance Kid.

Here is part 1 of my Sundance/Ski Trip Pictures:

This is the Egyptian theatre on Main Street.

Extreme close-up of my goggles. Or an extreme un-close-up of Matt, Jason and Tina.

Tina was like "Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Here is the standard group on top of the mountain picture. From right to left (Jim, Tina, Keith, Brandon, Hicks, sniper a.ka. me.

Remember that time when you took the lift to the highest point of the mountain and then took moguls all the way down a double black diamond and laughed so hard you thought you'd sh#t yourself. Oh yeah, that was 4 hours after you arrive on the slopes in The Canyons.

Here we are outside of the Cargo Lounge, Rusted Root lead singer Adam (just kidding he is from Counting Crows) and Luke. Lady with coat on backwards in the background.

Here is Matt with a bear. Matt got really nervous but finally warmed up to the bear. In case you don't recognize the bear. He is the one you turn upside down and squeeze to get Honey, distant relative of Smokey.

Here is Terrence Howard taking a picture with me(he's the guy from Hustle and Flow and Crash) He was very nice.

Three of us gents at a Sundance film, "The Secret Life of Words", with Tim Robbins. Quite good. Huge popcorn boxes a pre-req for having a sweet time, (beef jerky not pictured)

Stella Artois Lounge, Luke pictured with Sundance Film Guide and two Stella's. The Stella lounge was a location for a photo hunt we got put on for HP, we ended up stopping at the Stella lounge for about 6 hours and enjoying free drinks and live music. Nothing says Stella like white leather couches. Met about 50 people in this 6 hour tour. Quite fun.

Jason shows off his eyes of a Geisha. (Cane not pictured)

Matt pointing at worldest largest wool coat. Very discrete.

Luke by fireplace with mimosa, a beautiful site. This photo was taken at "The Eating Establishment" We ate, drank, Matt spilt his beer, saw a man wearing a fireplace blanket(picture above), Jason failed to ask the waitress where she was from(Uruguay=Eyebrows) and 3 waiters almost biffed on Matt's beer on the floor.

Back from Sundance.

Alive, no broken bones, celebrity pictures, snow. Post coming Monday evening.

Snow is coming.

First: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Second. Concert tomorrow night.

Third. Skiing in 48 hours. Sundance.

Fourth. Go back to Third.

Fifth. Canadian Club puts hair on your chest.

Sixth. Hair on your chest keeps you warm.

Seventh. If you make it this far. You win! And your prize is Sly.

Cash Machine

To kick-off the ski trip we will be seeing Hard-Fi at the Grand Emporium at 9 on Tuesday. Please feel free to enjoy this concert with us. This band is huge in Europe but hasn't infected the U.S. yet. As Tory would say they are the bomb.com.

News Years

I'm running with the bulls in 6 months. And this guy has a hole in his pants.

Whoa.

I smell like a chinese buffet.


Here is me in my halloween costume, I was a manta ray.

Roy Hobbs.

So I'm addicted to 24. Yeah. I know. A TV show that Luke watches regularly?

Back to the story at hand. Morning radio in Kansas City is ridiculous. I almost crashed when they were interviewing a blind man with cerebral palsy that was complaining about a bar not serving him beer. Wow.

Only 7 days until we hit the slopes. Doing lots of butt and ab excercises so I'm not laid up the whole time and can enjoy the night life in Park City. And hopefully meet some third-rate celebrities.

Next on tap: Park City, Maryland, North Carolina, Ohio.

Ski trip countdown

Sundance, skiing, condos. 11 days and counting.

KC for the weekend. Wahoo.

Football. Fun. Food. Weekend.

Ocean City.

Savaradio for dinner. Had the best damn tuna this side of Tunaville. I would just like to tell the state of New Jersey the the whole toll thing is bogus. I would like to just not have to dig through my damn pockets every few miles for .35 or .70 cents.

That's it.

Back in the City of Kansas on Friday.

Weekend (See attachment.)

Going to have some funski.

I would just like to say Yo to the person who checked out my damn blog in France. Viva la underpants.

Mom, quit calling me honey and don't get hit by a truck.

On the ocean.

You know you are in New Jersey when there is a restaurant called Fitzpatrick's Jewish Deli.

I ate a philly sub that was as big as my arm and now I am sizing up my arm and I kind of want to eat it.

Residence Inn is by far the best hotel ever. I have a fortress. I am going to build a fort out of the pillows and cushions.

Cheers.

Ocean out the window. Wish I could share the view and the weather.

Love at first hear.

So I need to tell everyone about the band of 2006: Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin.
They are the best. Go to http://pandora.com and get the radio station set-up. Add them as an artist and proceed to be amazed. You can Google them too, SSLYBY, is easier to type.
If you are interested in going to their concert with me, they are coming in late February.

Here are some fun links:
http://www.seb.cc/spacializer/
http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/nose_send.here
http://www.misternicehands.com/

Bud Light Daredevil.

I am going to attempt to be the last consultant to leave on a Friday.

Tonight: Hot tub, Benton's, First Friday, 1924 Main, Madrid(salsa)

Weekend. Lauren's bball game, not a damn thing, football watching.

I love life.

Breathe.

Relax.

Go.

Brand New Year.

New Years Resolution: To be in peak physical condition by March 2007 for a triathlon.
What I need to work on:
1) No pop(soda for you southerners)
2) No Burger King cravings.
3) No Oreo cookie cravings.
4) Less beer. (Note: I said less not none)
5) No more being lazy.
6) Maintaining a consistent workout.
7) Not quitting when I'm tired.
8) Not getting side tracked by my social life.
9) Not getting side tracked by women.
10) Staying focused.

New things in my life that are fun.

pandora.com- Officially opened my eyes to Somone still loves you Boris Yeltsin and KT Tunstall
stumbleupon.com- Officially the best site finder ever.

There you go Mom, I posted.

And I'll post more tomorra.

Peace out, I'm getting my retinas lasered and get to wear those cool black roll up shades. Jeremiah Johnson's and Munich tonight.
Luke

Holidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To celebrate the 15,000 blog visitor. I am going to take a 2-hour nap.

So my holidays have been fabulous, I have celebrated every moment and lived each day to its fullest. I will be updating the blog periodically in the coming week so here is what has happened in short, since my last post.

So damn cold I froze the mop. Ice cold.

Havey, Emmie, Callalily, Lucas T.

This is what happens when you mix an arcade, beer, and Luke at a trivia game. 10,950 tickets bitches.

Ben slow grinding. Is she doing the lawn sprinkler?

Luke, Tory, Bradski, 50,000 other people I can't name off hand. Chiefs/Chargers. Chefs win. Larry Johnson. Dynasty mothas. Throw it up. (Luke makes diamond shape with his hand)

Happy Holidays from Luke Schnoebelen, Ben Bradley, and Len Dawson.

How many Hall of Fame Super Bowl MVP's do you see in the picture. And my intramural Championships don't count.

When you go to Westport, you should really think about how funny your shirt is going to be. Your $18 Hollister purchase might not be everything that its cracked up to be. Especially when you and another person whom you don't know end up ordering drinks at the bar at the exact same time. And then Luke capitalizes with camera in hand.

Bradski

Happy Holiday Inn.

So far my Holiday's have consisted of one good restaurant(1924 Main), one good night out(Harpo's), two good nights sleep(8 hours of sleep), one good outing(Dave and Buster's, where I proceeded to run the machine out of tickets in the trivia game. And where the African American teacher next to me, didn't know where MLK Jr. was assassinated. No big deal. So don't say I'm not cultured.)

Today is going to be relaxing and wrapping presents followed by an evening out.

Tomorrow I head to Arrowhead in the morning and watch the Chiefs and Chargers do battle.

Go LJ.

Dream of a white Christmas.

So I slept 9 hours last night. Officially the best sleep of my life. I feel like a 23 year old in a 23 year olds body. What?

It is snowing just hard enough that I am able to make incredible snow balls. I'm talking borderline cylindrical weaponry.

Today marks the first weekend day I have been in Kansas City in 3.2 months. Feels great. Oversize shorts and oversize sweatshirts.

Christmas shopping commences today. And by commence, I mean starts/ends.

Christmas parties galore this weekend, have fun all.

Bored.

Here are links to keep you busy. All pretty good.
http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf
http://www.lejo.nu/dj.html
http://zonezero.com/magazine/essays/diegotime/time.html
http://www.angadi.org/comics.html
http://www.typorganism.com/asciiomatic/
http://www.csee.umbc.edu/~mariedj/browse/funny/bunnies.jpg
http://www.clublaugh.com/es-items/712.swf
http://www.linkworld.ws/funny/monkey/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/w00kie/sets/180637/show/
http://www.howtofoldashirt.net/
http://www.panlogic.net/yellowsnow/peeindex.html
http://home.tiscali.nl/annejan/swf/timeline.swf
http://www.andyfoulds.co.uk/amusement/bushv2.htm
http://www.picturesofwalls.com/gallery01/003.html
http://netscrap.com/netscrap_detail.cfm?scrap_id=622
http://www.lebowskifest.com/fests.asp
http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/
http://www.pokernator.com/index.jsp
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Prayer.html
http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf
http://www.lejo.nu/dj.html
http://zonezero.com/magazine/essays/diegotime/time.html
http://www.angadi.org/comics.html
http://www.typorganism.com/asciiomatic/
http://www.csee.umbc.edu/~mariedj/browse/funny/bunnies.jpg
http://www.clublaugh.com/es-items/712.swf
http://www.linkworld.ws/funny/monkey/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/w00kie/sets/180637/show/
http://www.howtofoldashirt.net/
http://www.panlogic.net/yellowsnow/peeindex.html
http://home.tiscali.nl/annejan/swf/timeline.swf
http://www.andyfoulds.co.uk/amusement/bushv2.htm
http://www.picturesofwalls.com/gallery01/003.html
http://netscrap.com/netscrap_detail.cfm?scrap_id=622
http://www.lebowskifest.com/fests.asp
http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/
http://www.pokernator.com/index.jsp
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Prayer.html
http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/nose.here
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg
http://www.ballofpaint.com/
http://www.rathergood.com/punk_kittens/
http://www.studentz.co.nz/funnies/articles.asp?id=3830
http://www.ronandjoe.com/contents.html
http://snl.jt.org/char.php?i=198
http://www.talkbackwards.com/
http://www.folloder.com/pix/clips/smokingmonkey.swf
http://www.zenaholloway.com/
http://www.bananaguard.com/
http://hedburgh.com/media.shtml
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Luke+Schnoebelen
http://www.grand-illusions.com/lizard.htm
http://www.leetv.tv/
http://thugbot.net/features/lebowski/
http://shuteye.com/healthysleep.asp

Washing ton dee see

So D.C. is sweet. Bad drivers, good weather, they get some good horn honkage going on out here.

Click on the visitor map after you read these posts. I want to see where my people are at, at all times.

So I am back in Kansas City Tuesday and it will be the best. I am there until Christmas, or as my shezule permits. Hope to get to go to parties and wear Christmas sweaters and drink hot cider.

Went to The Tombs last night and Kelly bought me a hat and I drank all of Georgetown dry.

D.C. and Vegas Part Deux.

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Vegas Part One

This is the first section of a 2-part series of my Vegas trip, I am currently in Washington D.C. about 4 blocks from the Capital. Expect beautiful snow laden monument pictures tomorrow.

Friday night: $180 worth of gambling, food, booze, tips, etc

Saturday morning: $4 worth of Naked Juice
$2.50 worth of coffee
$1030 worth of winnings from “Wheel-of-Fortune”

Thanks Pat and Vanna, and Juanita, my sole witness.

So I asked her to meet me at the Little White Wedding Chapel at midnight, but she never showed up.

Steve + 40 oz. + Buffalo Chicken Sandwich + Nice Restaurant = Priceless.

Here is the light show in "downtown" Vegas. Very cool, if I was 6 or 95. And if they hadn't played Tutti Frutti I probably would have cussed at a moderate level.

This is the wall of champions at Binion's. Lots of ugly guys win at poker.

When you win $1000 on one slot machine pull you buy crazy shit.

1 $28 t-shirt that says Lucky Fcuk from French Connection

1 $4 Snow globe from the Paris

and 1 $4 Las Vegas Leather fanny pack to hold your winning

Sweet Carolii... I know, I'm gay. But Neil and I had a moment.

Attilio The Hun.

So I went to Attilio's Kitchen last night. Had the best shrimp/awesome/goodness pasta last night. Found out the place was owned by Joe Pesci's cousin, but that doesn't mean anything because the food was amazing. Back at the hotel had some ice cream and then watched random sporting events on TV. Drove the Jeep through New Jersey for an hour and realize every town here runs together.

So about 8 hours until my plane leaves for the town that won't let Luke sleep.

Bernadette.

Be sure and click the "Map of Site Visitors" thing on the right and see yourself on a cool Google map.

New Jersey to Las Vegas

First thing I need you to do: Click on the map of site visitors thing on the right. It will show you a sweet Google map of where you are at that exact second. No pop-ups, just Google map. Cool.
Then once you go there, hit back and read my shit.

So I am working at a client site in New Jersey and these people are funny. They actually laugh from their bellies and have funny smiles, not trying to hide the lipstick on their teeth. They interrupt you and tend to ramble on when telling stories. That being said I would like to take this time to thank the Fairfield Inn for giving me a gymnasium of a room. I feel like I should break out a raquetball raquet and goggles and play a few games.

So tomorrow at noon I am done with work until next Tuesday. I will fly from Vegas to KC on Tuesday and then go to DC for a week.

This being said I have approximately, no exactly, 98 hours in Las Vegas starting tomorrow at 9 p.m. (Thank you to Bank of America for never charging me withdrawal fees.) Now as many of my avid readers, friends, familia, mistresses know I have a penchant for gambling. Not just gambling, but betting. I love it. I can control it, maintain an income, and avidly enjoy it. After saying that, I now can justify taking my past 2-weeks salary and "letting it ride". I won't actually be betting that much, I will probably only bet enough as to allow myself and others to receive free drinks. I will also have pictures galore from this excursion. (And by galore, I mean "of my naked butt")

Alright so this is probably my last post until Saturday sometime. Please click on the link to see where the past 100 people have logged on from, I want to see who's looking at this online-super-secret diary I have.

I also throw out big-ups to Kate and Andy Gold for trying to get knocked up. Hope it works out and I hope I get to be a relative.

Hasta luego guapa. Haaa-looooow.

Bernadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettte.