Last night marked another landmark in my life. My First Professional Boxing Match. Having said that, it was the IBA World Championship Womens Minimumweight Title fight. There were 4 other bouts, so much boxing it made my head hurt. The announcer, who I eventually met at Waffle house at *undisclosed hour*, was the voice of the Cleveland Cavaliers. So I made him say, "Lebroooooooooooooooooooooon Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames"
It made me laugh and cry and have a moment.
This is a picture of the ring and me in my boxing apparel. Visor: 4 frosties, shirt 28 chicken nuggets, blazer: 3 junior bacon cheeseburgers.
The lady on the left won. And i won a free lunch. Thanks Svetlana. So here is a note to you:
If we ever run into each other again, I probably won't shake your hand. I probably won't even say anything or tell you that I bet a BBQ lunch on your fight. But thanks. Thanks for kicking the crap out of that other skinny bitch. I mean you really dominated her. And she just smiled. No really, it pissed me off to. That's why I was yelling all those curse words. So, Svetlana, you are the bomb.