Share a pova, you must share.

The answer to all the crappy movies out there, but you have to wait until Deciembre.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/king_kong/large.html

This is my jail cell in Mexico.

Great times in there.

Sharapova.

We love you.


This is the church I go to. Lego my eggo.

Sleeping with the fishes.

First off, I put on the Drakkar this morning. Old school. Come smell me.

Second, last night marked the first of many Smoking Guns Fishing excursions.
Here is a photo recap:

Trent scores first with a monster.

With a Roy Hobbs-like field in the background

Bangs with the second. Another whale.


Trust me. It was gi-normous.

Then I went on a hot-streak. The sun went down and so did
my bobber.

Fanny pack was the key to this enormo.

#2 and #3 were about the same size and probably related
to #1 so I will spare you the pictures.

Micheal Hickman lost his fishinity late in the evening with
this feisty little guy.

Look at the guy wiggle. Hickman had to put down his cigarette for this one.

Then, the air was still and a light shined down from above on my bobber and all of a sudden. Poof. It was gone. And just like a house in a California mudslide my bobber had gone under.
Boy oh boy I knew this one wasn't a blue gill or even Vince Gill for that matter.
Walter was on the other end of the line.

After dropping it 14 times, I finally elbow dropped it
and it gave in.
Bangs said it was 3lbs. but I say more like 20lbs.

Luke 5- Fish 0.
Trent 2- Fish 0
Bangs 1.5-Fish 0
Hickman 1- Fish 0

We also saw the best shooting star ever. It was a streak of light followed by
a flash.

Mad lib of the day: I killed a ________, with a _________.
(This was stated by Hickman, $20 to who guesses and gets it right)

Tie Tuesday= Fish Tuesday.

Hot and Rainy.

This is the best.



More later.

O-O-O'Reilly

Here is a picture of my Mom that was in the paper.

Go Mom.

We'll I have 3 days until I get to see the love of my life. I can't wait. Liz is coming to town for the 4th.

Friday night had poker at Luke's, Kate and Andy grew their hair out.

They are starting a band called the "Gold Diggers"


Here is how many balls Austin had left on the table
when we were done with our game.
Ha Ha.
We were playing 8-ball and I was stripes.

Give me back my black t-shirt.

Random Picture Friday.


Single Decker Bus.


Not really sure what to say about this one.


This blimp crashed in my yard last night.

Go Cubs and Hawks.

I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms.

This is what I got for Christmas last year.
I found this old lady living in it.


I never realized Bert had a uni-brow, Ernie got screwed.

Go Cubs.

I will be watching basketball, after kickball.

Rollin' with my shi# off safety.

Check this out, http://www.realcities.com/mld/krwashington/11944265.htm

I took my horse for a ride yesterday.

I need a smaller horse, it's getting to be a pain. But he
just likes Starbucks so much.

How my stunt driving career ended.

I tried to parallel behind the Range Rover, damn, I missed.
Crap.

Coffee is the best invention ever at 7:36 a.m.

http://www.one.org

Jive Talkin'

I got to sleep in and it was sweet. The sunburn has subsided and the "poison ivy" has gone away. Best day ever.
I am going to play some poker tonight. I will have my A game on.

Nice legs, ladies.


This plane fell over.


This is like me fighting my sunburn. Sunburn-1 Luke-0

One.

Mondeez.

I'm really sunburnt. No sudden movements.

Random Picture Monday:

I went to my bank this Saturday and there was a bear.


I was like "Hey Everyone! Get on this giant surfboard!"


This is what happens when you don't push
your cart in the cart corral.

Karma catches up to you.

Aloe Vera I love you.

My freind Shneb asked muh ma fuckin ta jive uh little bit about Hollywood an' sheeit. I wuz like, whatever, how much green be I getting aout if dis here. He said nuttin' but respect fo' muh ma fuckin homeboy, so I said whatever, I'll do it just like mammy. All right, all right. No mo' hype lets get to dis. Allow me ta introduce myself, muh ma fuckin name iz Jason D And I'm uh surefire, full blooded bonafide crib rockin' Jam-On Production MC If ya wants da bomb, put me ta da tess, an' I'm sure you'll soon agree. That I got nahh force 'cause I'm down by law when it comes ta rockin' viciously, ya see. O.k. down ta bidness. Who know who I be. You iz tearing up da crib. My name iz Hollywood Holla John Blaze Soyland. From here on out I be going ta be tell ya about what iz going on in Hollywood. It isn’t dat I know much about Hollywood. If fact, I don’t know sheeit about Hollywood. I just hang wiff da stars. You know how I do. Four Seasons, smokin’ with da heathens. Right now, I be just thinking about muh ma fuckin ho Angelina Jolie. Some fools wuz jivin' about her gettin up out da game. I gave da ho uh page, ya know how I do. I page on da personal phone too. None o' dis here big star agent sheeit fo' Hollywood Soyland ya heard me fo real. Ang told da dat "There's so much drama dat comes wiff films -- bickering wiff studios, directors fighting fo' they scrip'. There'stoo much sheeit about what product we's need ta git out ta make dis here much money on dat weekend." Jolie said dat she would prefer spending mo' tyme wiff her adopted son Maddox an' pursuing her werk as uh goodwill ambassador fo' da United Nations High Commissioner fo' Refugees. Real heavey sheeit fo sho’!! "I guess I just don' care as much as I used ta,” she told me. My ho's just happier doin' other things, that’s why I love ya sister.. That’s da scoop. ---Jason Holla Jimmy Hoffa Soyland, Smokin’ trees in Belize don't make me shank ya! One.

Bull Durham

Luke v. Bull

Luke is winning.

And then it happened...

Damn you bull. Revenge will come.

"Guilty feet have got no rythym."

So last night was a huge success, we had over 400 people show up. We had a lot of fun and all the hard work payed off.

Now it's time to have a good weekend.

Here is why I was 15 minutes late to work.


Not going over it, not going under it. Man, what's next
yesterday it was an ostrich and now this.

Go Hawks. Best weekend ever coming.

Biked to work.

Couldn't take my car to work becuase this guy was in my way.


So I brought my bike and we have really fancy bike locks.

Improving healthcare and bike safety.

This afternoon is the huge event I've been planning at work.
People get to drink beer and ride a mechanical bull.
Maybe afterwards I can go play tennis with Buffaloes.

Q:What is wrong with this picture?
A: There is a yellow inflatable pool on the court. Duh.

Contribute to Wild Bill's walk, www.thisoldcub.com then click on
Wild Bill's Walk.

Smoking Guns.

We'll folks, it has been a rough ride for the Guns. We started off hot and ended hot. Last night we even had 2 home runs in our game and still couldn't do it.
I hit an inside the parker, here is my running the bases


So now its time to start thinking about next season,
we will be better, faster and stronger.

Everyone have a great day.

Go here: www.fark.com it's a fun site with all the fun headlines.

Tomorrow come ride the Bull at Connections and drink Boulevard.

Big Bad John.

I woke up in the middle of the night and found this thing in my roof.

I thought it was a new fangled ceiling fan.

Turns out it was just a holy cow.

When we got to Missouri on our way home from "The Weekend"
Matt's knees could feel a storm, and then I took a picture of this.

He felt the 'nader coming.

Smoking Guns try for their first win ever tonight.
Game time: 9:30, Location: Happy Rock.


I don't want to be on a box of Wheaties, I want to be on a box of Rice Krispies. Snap, Crackle, Luke, and Pop. Because in Hollywood it's all about who you know, and I know Crackle.

Soyland's G-Spot will be up today.

I can feel it in my knees

We got eaten by a croc this weekend. Here is Matt's leg.


Pictures from the weekend will be posted later this week.

I celebrated my 23rd Birthday for the 4th time.

Go Hawks and Cubs.

More later today, including Soyland's G-Spot.

Snoop Bloggy Blog.

So I need to tell everyone that I have a rule about this blog.
You email me for more but you only get what you get.
I only work on the blog as long as it takes me to finish 1 (One) cup of coffee.

So here it is.

I encourage everyone to donate to this cause.
Even though everyone has a bracelet for everything,
this one is very worthy of your wrist. Just visit one.org


If you are bored, watch this movie


Aaaaaaaaaaa-migos.

Here is a lot of people and me around a building.

I'm there in the white shirt. See me. I'm waving.

Going to Iowa in a matter of hours. Love you world.

Thanks for the e-mail Mandi. Good to know.

Heads up for the new addition to D.O.S:
Soyland's G-spot.

Catting Rain and Dogs.

So it poured here last night and my dog freaked out. What's new.

We kicked some booty in softball, before it downpoured.

Mark Morrison and Ben Hudson are two of the hardest working
Cerner associates in history.
Great job guys. But your still not in the club.

Here is a sheep that I saw.

T-shirts for everyone.

Random shot of the day, as if the sheep wasn't enough.

Pimp Boitano, Pimp.

Alright for those of you who loved the last installment.

Ask me 5 things you want to know about me.
I will answer them all as soon as possible.

Bruised ribs aren't good for sleeping on your belly.
Bruised ribs aren't good for anything but whining.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo.

Everyone needs to listen to Square One by Coldplay. Story of my life.

This is an x-ray of my broken rib.

It hurts.

Smoking Guns streak is still alive.

Eating at Smoking Guns today, Hickman is being inducted.

Tubed yesterday. Looked like this guy.

Broke my rib some more.

In Iowa City on Friday. Get ready world.

Got tickets to see Folds.

Go Folds, go.

Only 4 more shopping days 'til my birthday.

Second Day Stupids.

Saw this guy on my way to work.

Best airbag ever.

Saw this on my way to work.

Poor poor guy.


Got tickets to see Ben Folds and these guys.

Copped the new album X and Y.

Tie Tuesday biotch. BCBG today. So fresh.

Kate Gold is the best.

Abiyoyo.

Just pictures:

Me and Baldwin


Mound of mound ball quarters


Take your doors off at the shoe.


Chris Klein and Mangrich. B-list celebrity day at the Royals.


Iced tea night at Bravo.