Basically our team is just a bunch of guys who are put on a field to build other self-worth. I would compare how bad our team sucks, to drinking beer through a straw. It looks weird, you can do it OK but in the end it just doesn't seem right. Bad analogy.
We need this guy
Yes, that's Bo Jackson. Who else would it be?
And we need a mascot.
The dog, not the guy.
If you call me at 816-885-4098 my cell phone plays Turn the Page by Bob Seger.